Are you a bank? A lending company? A financial institution?

If so, then you got fucked on the mailing list you bought.

ChronicTonic has been registered has a personal domain name, and obviously - being the bright piece of shit that you are - you think I'm a business.

Thank you (no, fuck you) whoever sold my information. In the last six months, I've been innundated with offers in the mail from Amex, Discover and numerous banks that are too goddamn stupid to figure out I'm not a business.

And you wonder why this country is in a credit crisis?!?! Dumb ass banks so desparate for new customers that they're pre-approving a non-existent company for $50,000 credit. Assholes. How about extending my dog a line of credit too you dumb fucks?

And now, the cherry on top of this sunday - some local bank is calling me to discuss my business needs! Good job assholes - glad to see you're spending your marketing budget on the equivalent of a spam e-mail list.